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His Next Blowjob Will Be From A Shark - Greetings Card

SKU GC29
Price

£3.95

Cards don’t have to be dull, polite or forgettable. These cards are like your cheeky inner thoughts, in a joyfully illustrated form. They’ll get a proper giggle and earn a proud spot on the mantelpiece.

 

Originally created using oil pastels and ink, and digitally enhanced in Photoshop. Artwork is then replicated to create greeting cards.

Quantity

Features

  • 148 x 148mm when folded.

  • Printed on textured ‘Fresco Gesso’ paper (300gsm).

  • Blank inside for your own message.

  • Includes kraft envelope.

  • Packaged in compostable cellophane bag.

Shipping

  • We ship to UK locations via Royal Mail Tracked 48hr.

  • Shipping and packaging are charged at £4.95 unless otherwise stated. 

  • We aim to process and deliver products within 5–7 business days of the order being placed. 

  • We cannot be held responsible for delays caused by the shipping carrier.

Returns Policy

In the unlikely event that your product arrives damaged, we will send a replacement free of charge. To arrange this please contact us at info@thelaughinglark.com.

If you are not happy with your product you will have have14 days to return it for a full refund. To arrange this please contact us at info@thelaughinglark.com. Please note that products must be returned in its original packaging and you are responsible for cost of shipment.

Sustainability

Greeting Cards

  • Printed in the UK using vegetable-based inks

  • FSC-certified paper

  • Recycled and recyclable

  • Chlorine-free

  • Acid-free

Kraft Envelopes 

  • Made using recycled, FSC-certified paper

  • Recyclable

  • Chlorine-free

  • Manufactured using wind power

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